If A Delivery Guy Delivers You The Wrong Food You Have To Just Eat It Right?

As everyone knows I got into an internet fight with instagram model Lindsey Pelas last night. Didn’t plan for it so when the battle commenced I locked myself in my bedroom, manned my station and fought my dick off. I was tweeting, blogging, Nate At Nighting, and next thing I knew it was 11pm and I hadn’t eaten dinner.

So I ordered Sushi. Little side note, fasted delivered sushi of all time. It arrived in less than 10 minutes which should have been a red flag. Anyway, the Asian delivery dude knocks, drops off the food, and disappears in less than a second. You know how those guys are, they’re basically invisible. No words. No greetings. No pleasantries. In, deliver, out.

So I didn’t check anything. I grabbed my food, set it down, poured a drink, a few minutes later opened it up and it was completely the wrong meal. Not even close. I got a couple salmon rolls and shrimp tempura. This was like some wild white tuna/cucumber roll shit. Riggsy don’t do white tuna and cucumber.

Question is — what do you do? I’m of the belief there is no other option, you eat it. Have to. You eat whatever they gave you. Do you really have another choice? Do you go through the whole process of calling in, complaining, waiting for the delivery guy to come back, exchange your food, hope he didn’t give away your meal, if he did wait for them to remake and redeliver? No chance. I don’t have time for that. We live in the fastest world there’s ever been — you’re a complete psychopath if you have the time, patience, and commitment to do that. Begging for hassle.

So I ate it. Didn’t love it but dipped everything in a stunning amount of soy sauce and stuffed it down. If you’re too lazy to make phone calls and staunchly committed to avoiding hassle like me then you have no other choice. You eat it and shut up. Not the first time, won’t be the last.